Section I · Membership & Onboarding

Membership & onboarding

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What would your tired protest slogan be?

Which urgent thing is actually not urgent?

What kind of tired are you today? (Select all that apply)

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Soul tired

Issue tired

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Welcome to the Union. Please rest.